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River City Ransom: Underground. A FOR REAL Licensed Sequel.

9 Dec

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A million years ago (well technically just over five) on my old gaming/vintage/geek culture blog (Maybe) The Dorkiest Thing You’ll See All Day, I posted the story of a scrappy but failed attempt at a River City Ransom sequel. Lo and behold, a new team has managed to get all their ducks in a row to pull this off for real.

rivercityransom2You know it’s legit when Seanbaby is following their official Twitter profile.

They managed to raise $217,643 on their Kickstarter (which I regret having no money to contribute to because some of that swag looked really AWESOME).  Been keeping tabs on them through the aforementioned Twitter account for release dates and stuff.

Visited My Childhood Arcade, And It Wasn’t Too Shabby.

26 Nov

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Before I moved out of Texas and headed out to the Pacific Northwest, I wound up going on some trips to haunts of my adolescence with my brother as a sort of little-bro/big-sis bonding. At one point we wound up at the Killeen Mall, hanging out with an old high school friend.   Mostly, the mall is exactly what you expect:

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But when we found ourselves back at the arcade of our childhood, it was surprisingly fun. But then, spending the day in Killeen, Texas can really throw off your expectations so who can even tell. It was definitely not as depressing as anticipated. Other than the surprising lack of, well, arcade games, there was a lot of fun bright colors and rides. Parts of it looked like they were recovered from a Six Flags or something similar, and there were some games in the back that seemed like downright antiques (but in a creepy, aesthetically pleasing way).  It also included a full indoor black light mini-golf course.

Also, apparently TILT is a franchise.

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23 Of The Ugliest Video Game Accessories I’ve Ever Seen.

18 Aug

Prepare to see some of the most hideously off-brand 1990s-ish stuff ever. It’s so 1990s I’m not sure why I’m not posting this on Tumblr. Anyway, let’s soft grunge this blog up a bit:

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^I may have to do an entire post just based on this ad sometime, TBH.
No way I’m gonna let a company with the brand acronym STD get by without a making fun of them further.