So in just a moment we will be discussing one of my favorite internet forum threads ever, but first lets talk about a terrible board game. Let’s take a moment to watch the corniest white people in the world play and pretend to enjoy it:
Basically, the whole point of Scruples is to out your friends as the morally-inferior weaselly dirtbags they are. You have cards with moral dilemmas and a card with a yes, no, or maybe response. You pick the friend that is most likely to give the reply on your card. So… which one of your friends is most likely to pick up a lost wallet and not try to find the owner? Which one takes the money from the Nielson people without filling out the survey?
How much fun does that sound? None?
So it turns out that the creator of said game, Henry Makow, is a hardcore homophobic, anti-Semitic men’s rights activist conspiracy theorist, and boy is he way out there. The logic of his now defunct “Save The Males” MRA site goes something like this: 1) Gay men have sex with each other because they hate women 2) Feminists hate men and want to destroy them all 3) Since both hate heterosexuality (naturally), they’ve joined forces to create porn to poison the spirits of manly men. And you can bet your sweet bippie that he has some rambling jackass opinion on where trans women use the restroom.
That fedora is permanently attached to his head.
Of course this all makes sense because the Illuminati.
Which brings us to this amazing 380 post thread from the David Icke forums on Freemasonry’s Hidden Transgender Agenda. Only four posts in folks are claiming the Illuminati’s ultimate goal is “ to confuse humanity and subject them to a transgender master race” which frankly would be AWESOME (sorry cis folks).
Further highlights:
A reminder to myself to struggle through this dreadfully boring video to see if there’s anything that would make cool samples:
Trans women are a part of a Jewish Conspiracy to make cishet white dudes confused and feel guilty.
Obligatory Holocaust Denier post because this is the David Icke forums.
I AM THE TRUEST TRANS THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.
The truth behind Barack Obama’s birth certificate is that he was born a woman.
Seriously, trans separatists are just so fucking awful.
“…they want you to mate with negroes and produce hybrid slaves for the Jews”
The Illuminati are known masters of forum thread-jacking.
Biochemically engineered gay and trans folks to dilute real men for the Androgeny Agenda.
The “gay voice” is created from too much TV and microchips.
Gay jeans and CIA planted counterfeit lesbians.
A symbolic deconstruction of the Michael Jackson album Dangerous for some reason.
And then, sadly, the thread drifts off and ends.
Rani Baker Digs You. 
Closeted trans women make the craziest fucking transmisogynists, I tell you.
No further inquiring your neighbors to provide you that voucher to Domino’s if they cann’t plan on deploying it.