On Monday, the Daily Beast presented a portrait of Portland eccentric Grant Chisholm, local shop owner and street preacher. And it’s like, I don’t wanna be the kind of girl that makes wild assumptions just because the science happens to back me up, but coooooooome on.
I mean, antique dealer by day, street preacher against the homosex at night? Compulsively attending gay events where there are naked people around in order to “judge” them? You couldn’t MAKE UP a better candidate for a third act gay reveal.